My First DJ Gig!

You may remember a while back, I put up a post about our new turntables.

Well, I knew nothing about DJ-ing at the time. And, in just about 6 months, I'm now a professional DJ *pat on back*.

Yes, I got my first gig. I was nervous like a little school girl. The truth is that I actually don't know anything about DJing, I just like music a lot and I like playing it. I wasn't the best ever, but I had a lot of fun, and everyone seemed to like it. They were dancing and smiling and complimenting me. And, the woman who set it up asked me to do it again sometime. Sweet!

What was the coolest thing though is how I didn't even have to work at it to get a gig. In fact, I didn't even want to do it. But, it fell in my lap.When a friend of a  friend asked for a DJ suggestion, it came around to me.

You Naughty Seahorse!

"The sea creatures are promiscuous, flighty and more than a little bit gay... And unlike human rules of attraction, it was the members of the Hippocampus genus with the biggest bellies that attracted the most partners."


This Article in The Times (Britain) reported that in fact Seahorses like to party much more than we once thought. I've never partied with a Seahorse myself, but I always suspected they were free-love hippies. They just look so psychadelic and all.

In fact, the article said that Australian seahorses were the most promiscuous of all. hmmm... I'm talking to you Australia... Have you put that crazy love potion in your water supply again?

So it seems that Scientists find yet another example of the monogamy model breaking down. I wonder: Could it be that people just project onto animals what they wish were true for them? "Perhaps the naturalists who first reported monogamy in seahorses had observed it in one or two species and assumed it would be universal," say the scientists.

So, what does all this mean to simple folks like you and me? Well, for a start, watch your back for a seahorse trying to slip roofies in your drink. But, more practically, it's time we realize that sexuality is much more complex than people want to imagine.

I know monogamy seems like such a simple solution. You find a mate, and you stay with them for life. It's done and taken care of. But, perhaps nature didn't intend for things to be so simple. There's a lot of emotions and feelings involved in every relationship, but I think if there's one lesson to learn from the seahorses, they really just don't care what you think. They do what feels good to them. They're not trying to fight against their nature. Or, as the scientists say:

"They really are indiscriminate and shameless creatures."

Naughty Seahorse!

ps.
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