You Naughty Seahorse!

"The sea creatures are promiscuous, flighty and more than a little bit gay... And unlike human rules of attraction, it was the members of the Hippocampus genus with the biggest bellies that attracted the most partners."


This Article in The Times (Britain) reported that in fact Seahorses like to party much more than we once thought. I've never partied with a Seahorse myself, but I always suspected they were free-love hippies. They just look so psychadelic and all.

In fact, the article said that Australian seahorses were the most promiscuous of all. hmmm... I'm talking to you Australia... Have you put that crazy love potion in your water supply again?

So it seems that Scientists find yet another example of the monogamy model breaking down. I wonder: Could it be that people just project onto animals what they wish were true for them? "Perhaps the naturalists who first reported monogamy in seahorses had observed it in one or two species and assumed it would be universal," say the scientists.

So, what does all this mean to simple folks like you and me? Well, for a start, watch your back for a seahorse trying to slip roofies in your drink. But, more practically, it's time we realize that sexuality is much more complex than people want to imagine.

I know monogamy seems like such a simple solution. You find a mate, and you stay with them for life. It's done and taken care of. But, perhaps nature didn't intend for things to be so simple. There's a lot of emotions and feelings involved in every relationship, but I think if there's one lesson to learn from the seahorses, they really just don't care what you think. They do what feels good to them. They're not trying to fight against their nature. Or, as the scientists say:

"They really are indiscriminate and shameless creatures."

Naughty Seahorse!

ps.
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I Was Staring At Her Boobs

I met a girl with Great Boobs! Like, so great I even had to capitalize “Great” and “Boobs”. (not the photo on the left, perv.)

We were out tonight filming with the hidden camera. Another action packed night of pickup. And, I met this real cutie live in surround sound digital. The report is below, but…

** For Those of You In San Francisco **
I’m going to show this vid at our next PickUp 101 Intro Seminar in SF.
February 4th. This video will never be released to the public, for various reasons. You won’t see this on youtube. You won’t see it on your crazy file sharing thingy.
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Enough of the hype… what went down?

Re-Invent Your Sexy Self

A while back, a friend threw me an article by Niel Strauss and said "check it out". I met Neil, author of "The Game," when he was out here for a book signing. And, of course, I've heard stories from Lance and my other housemates at Project San Francisco. So, naturally, I was interested in his writing.

Turns out he'd written a piece on Madonna for Rolling Stone. Now, it's a little known secret, but I love Madonna. In fact, I'm coming out of the closet about it right now! Madonna kicks ass. I've even got her song "Hung Up" as the ringtone on my phone!

She kicks ass for many reasons, but one of the many is that for over 20 years she has continued to reinvent herself. Madonna has never gotten stale, and never gotten boring.

Now, I know that article is a bit old now. I missed the boat on that one. But, I've been thinking about it still. I've been thinking about identity, and how we really define ourselves.

Have you ever met someone with real charisma? Real personality?

The Real Sean Newman

For the longest time now, I've suspected that Sean Newman wasn't who he really said he was. I mean, "Newman"? C'mon. Even "Sean" is hard enough to believe.

But, after taking a look around his blog: Make Girls Smile

I found the one piece of evidence I'd been looking for. It's true, and I knew it all along. The person we all know as "Sean Newman"... really goes by the name Kirk! And I have proof!!! ~

Zan Stays For The Weekend

What a weekend (for many reasons). Perhaps I'll get a chance to share all the adventures with you at some point. But for starters, Zan was kickin' back at our house over the weekend. His first time in San Francisco, he hit up Alcatraz, and Napa, and all the hot spots. And all I can really say about him is wow! This guy just has an aura.

Check out the video I put on youtube which really hit me as why I got into all this. This is why I do what I do. It's time for men to step up and take some responsibility.