I started off the day pretty lazy. I knew that we were doing a workshop that night and I'd be sure to meet some hotties. So, I didn't even bother looking all day.
It wasn't the best idea, however, since it put a lot of pressure on the evening to pay off. And when I first arrived in the Marina, I wasn't opening anybody. I saw girls right and left and kept saying "oh... there'll be hotter." But, man hotter's gotta come eventually. Can't fight the inevitable.
And, then it all went down when I walked into Mel's Diner. I was waiting for a table when I saw a STUNNING blond. Fucking drop dead gorgous. The guys who were there will back me up on this.
She's eating with two older women (mom and auntie as it turns out).
No hesitation. I must go!
"Hey guys, is the food any good here?" I ask.
Then I bust on them, whatever they said. I don't really remember that much.
"Hey, are you mom and daughter?"
"Yes."
"Wow, you're daughter is really cute." I say to the mom.
Mom proudly replies, "Yeah, we just watched her debut in her first movie! It's not coming out for another couple months, but we were at the screening."
"Wow, congratulations. Sounds like fun." I replied. Still talking to the whole group... not going to isolate on the cutie just yet. There's no need. Her mom loves me.
I keep talking about god knows what. This and that.
Eventually the girl asks me: "So where do you go to school?" Whoa! ... That's a blast from the past.
I tell her quite bluntly that I'm 28. She's cool with it. I ask her where she goes to school. She says UC Berkeley! Holy Shit... that's my school! I say "Go Bears" and she lights up. I have her guess what my major was and she's very close - says molecular biology. I say "No, Chemistry."
I ask her and she says that she's just a Freshman. Sherlock Holmes would easily deduce that she must therefore be 18 years old (plus or minus a year). Holy shit again!
I keep bantering and flirting with the girl and with her mom and auntie. I work the whole table while they wait for food. Actually, her mom and auntie were way cool. I even asked if she would be my auntie too.
Eventually, I ask the girl: "So, do you come out to San Francisco often?"
She says yes.
Cool. I say "We're throwing a Party and you should join us." (had to give a little reason there so that it all looked kosher for the parents.)
She's way into it. I tell her to give me her email (so that I'll put her on the guest list). She says "give me your number." And brothers... she said it in a good way. Like "Give me your number!" :)
I take her phone and dial my number and call my phone.
I talk a little more and their food arrives and I say goodbye.
As she's leaving the restaurant, I smile and wave at Auntie. She smiles and waves back, which catches the eye of my hottie. So, the hottie turns and waves and then mouths the words to me across the restaurant. "Call me!"
Wow... this girl was loving it!
So, out of 4 days, I've got two mom daughter sets. Guess that's my calling in life.
This girl is by far the hottest yet. I got home and googled her and the first listing for her name is her imdb profile. I'll say no more. Eighteen year old actress/slash/UC Berkeley Business student.
Boys, you know I'm smiling tonight.
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Thinking back now, I the above post may have come out too much like bragging. So, I give you the good - I'll give you the bad.
Well, the actress was the first set of the day. On the second set, I saw two asian girls walk past the window of Mel's and I chased them down the sidewalk. One was kinda cute and the other not at all. I tapped one on the arm and asked where a good place to go out was. They looked away and gave me the ultra cold shoulder. Complete freeze out. Lol... They just kept walking.
But, there was another hotter asian girl right next to where I stopped them, so I opened that set. It turned out I knew the guy he was talking to, but the girl seemed completely disinterested so she froze me out and walked away.
Beautiful! Back to back blow outs. Smile
Then the workshop began and I took my students out to par-tae. One student was in set and the other was next to me, so I decide to demo on a girl who was eye !#@* me while she talked to another guy.
I opened the set and talked to both the girl and guy. The guy told me that he doesn't get out much. And he said he was a CHP officer (callifornia highway patrol). Funny, I used to run from the police as a skateboarder, and now I steal their women. Payback Smile
Actually, it's all in the name of fun and I'm happy to keep talking to him and the girl (completely busting on the girl). She smiles and calls me an !#@*. I smile and let her know that she's right. Smile
Then, the guy figures it out and says "Hey man, would you mind letting us get back to our conversation?"
I look at the girl and the girl looks back at me as if to say "I'm not attached to any conversation."
So, I look back at the guy and shrug and say "We're just hanging out."
And then I keep talking, and the guy excuses himself and walks away.
Later, she told me that she was happy I saved her. He smelle funny, I guess.
So, I told her about the workshop, and she joined in and helped pump up the students and push them into set. She was way into it. But, we had to go to the next bar, so I got her phone number and said goodbye.
Did I mention? She was half Native American, half Japanese! Oooohh... what a wonderful blend. Simply beautiful.
So, we keep going and then my student sees a really cute Phillipina girl. He's already had a killer night, so we know he's gonna rock it out.
The girl he likes is in between two friends, so I peel one friend off and give him room to sit next to the girl on the other side. He's in!
I talk to my girl for a while, but she really starts to hit on me. Yes, I did forget to mention... she was... um... not my type. Let's leave it at that.
I try to act as if we're just friends and I even tell her the story about how I just met a cute actress earlier. But, she still wants to hit on me. She's grabbing me and molesting me. This girl really needs to get laid.
But, if I push her away in a fun way, she just gets more turned on. If I push her away in a serious way, she looks at her friend and starts to feel jealous.
My student is rockin' out at this point and when I look he is full on making out with his girl. It's on. But, my girl gets jealous and pulls his girl right out of the make out.
It occurs to me, I really have to jump on the grenade this time! We leave the bar, and I chill with this girl on my arm the same way I'd chill with my girlfriend. I give her lots of hugs and kino. But, everytime she goes for the kiss, I pull away. I have to tease her just enough to keep her interrested, but not enough to let her think I'm seriously interested. She's drunk anyway and she's not going to remember.
This was a whole new kind of game. She was a cool girl and all, but I just wasn't attracted. But my bro's got the hot Phillipina, so I gotta work hard for him.
I decide to have some fun, so I take my wallet chain and clip it to her pearl bracelet like a handcuff leash. I start dragging her around the sidewalk on her leash. Lol... that was fun. She was a good sport.
At that point, we could've easily pulled those girls. But, hey... I can only go so far to help a guy out. Instead he gets her number and I peel my girl off.
As they're walking away I hear the Phillipina girl mumbling my students name as if in a trance.
All in all, it was an adventur-filled night. Super fun. Wish you all could've been there.
Its funny you should say that, when I read the post, I was like Go Daniel! It's really cool how you post your blow-outs as well, shows honesty and its re-assuring for us non-pickup artists that you cant lay every girl!
ps awesome effort for your student
Cam
pps It's funny their are so few comments on your blog, I'm loving your posts.
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