Showing posts with label Sports. Show all posts
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Sunday, March 11, 2007

A Healthy Fresh Start


I Quit Smoking!

... And I'm starting fresh. During the prototype Art Of Wealth And Abundance, one of the kick-ass activities we did was a vision board:
- Go out, buy some magazines with images representing what you want. Go crazy and buy whatever catches your eye. Then, get a poster board, glue stick and scissors.

- Take it all home and let your inner child delight.

I put together a vision board today to represent my current goals. A health fresh start. After allowing myself to be consumed with stress over the last few months, I neglected my health and started smoking regularly. I realized it was time for a change. Some people didn't even know that I smoked. I wasn't big on it. More on-and-off. But, now it's official. If you see me smoking, slap me!

But, you wont see me smoking. I'm putting a major priority on my health for the next few months. Not just physical, but mental. Keep my mind at peace, and my body feeling good.

And, it probably doesn't need to be said, but the women will love me for it! Women love a guy who has his attention on anything meaningful. No matter what it is. But, a guy who is in good physical shape means lots of good things... (better sex, just for a start).

Spring is coming, and as we all pull out of the dark introspective times of winter there's nothing better than a little spring cleaning and a fresh start.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Prince's Rock Hard Guitar Scares The Country

"We respect other opinions, but it takes quite a leap of the imagination to make a controversy of his performance," spokesman Greg Aiello said. "It's a guitar."

Well, the superbowl came and went while I was out teaching Men to flirt like champions. (Shed a tear for me and my sorrows.) But, of course, in the midst of a great atheletic competition, the country asks the big question: How does all this relate to sex?

No titties popping out of dresses? What a disappointment! How am I gonna teach my children that sex is wrong and breasts are to be feared?!

Oh, I know! I'll make fun of Prince's Schlong! Yes, the artist known for such heart warming pieces as "Gett Off." What better example of why sex is a bad idea!

If you missed the halftime show, Prince's phallus was the site to behold as they projected a silhoutte of his guitar against a screen. The actual truth is that no one really cared. (boo hoo). But, in a world full of sexual repression the media will take what it can get.

Here's today's advice. If Prince's guitar scares you, come visit us out here in ol' San Francisco. - Where we actually believe that maybe just kinda sorta IT'S OK TO LIKE SEX!

In fact, I stand before you today, making the bold statement: I Like Janet Jackson's Breasts! (As for Prince's guitar... well... let's just say I enjoyed teaching my workshop over the weekend.)